Download Ultimate Hooker Punch Showdown apk Hookah free for Android smartphone

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Ultimate Hooker Punch Showdown

Posted by Zeta in Arcade | Oct. 8, 2010 | 38 Comments

Apk file size: 1.5 MB

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Update 0.9.2: Back, Menu and Search all close the game now like they should have before. It also closes after 30 seconds of inactivity, btw.

Touch to launch a hooker punch! That's all there is to it, It's theraputic.

All content is used under Fair Use. No actual hookers appear in this game.

Zeta part of our Arcade and have average installs from 5000 to 10000. Last Update Oct. 8, 2010. Google play rating is 77.8462. Current verison is Hookah. Actual size 1.5 MB.

Download ultimate-hooker-punch-showdown.apk 1.5 MB

38 Comments

A Google User

YEEEAAAAH!!! HOOKER PUNCH!!! Title screen says it all: "Touch me all night long" The old-school game sprites are a trip down memory lane for 80s G4M3RS. Addictive? Yes. Stupid? Of course. But thats part of the joy of it... it refuses to take itself seriously. 47 hookers punched and sadly no milk yet ;_;

A Google User

Tony Clark, HOOOOKER PUNCHED!!!!! Suck it, the fact that this game is so terrible makes it that much more amazing!!

A Google User

Piece of sh!t Worst game ever that I've played! 0 stars if possible.

A Google User

I can't stop punching hookers. This game is retarded and awesome. Get it.

A Google User

Awesome, I can play this all day.

A Google User

Endless replay potential. I love this game.

Du Clu

Simple and fun For what it is its great, and super quirktastic

A Google User

ill make a got milk club and u need at 100 hookers punched lol but im gonna make the club if u punch 100 hookers put in coments :D

Joe Hanson

Crazy awesome Very fun game that makes me smile every time I play. HOOKER PUNCH!!!

A Google User

Greatest game EVUH! Probobly the oldest game on my phone, and definatly still the best. Just brings a very big smile to your face every time you hear HOOKER PUNCH!

A Google User

Seriously stupid, yet so addictive!!! I found the milk!!!

A Google User

Absolutely great.

A Google User

you get what you (don't) pay for; that's all i will say... =/

A Google User

So good Does anyone know what the music for this game is from!? I need it desperately!

A Google User

Two things I don't understand about this game. Why do I keep playing this crap and why haven't I uninstalled it?

A Google User

hahaha what the?... 5 stars!

A Google User

Hilariously entertaining

A Google User

Stupid simple fun just what i like

A Google User

Ridiculously entertaining

Dylan Pearson

Did not disappoint

A Google User

So so. Kinda boring. Not easy to shut off when exiting. 2 stars... 3 stars for funny language.

A Google User

I have had hooker punch stuck in my head for an hour now. I want to delete it but I can't bring myself to do it.

A Google User

I like it... its a good game and its different. The lion is the most epic part haha

A Google User

Fake comments. This is beyond crap. Staring at a wall would be more entertaining.

A Google User

Where's her f#@$ing milk?! F#@$ed if I know!

A Google User

The music was hilarious,i don't even know what I was playing lmao!!

A Google User

Are you high? Am I high? This rocks.

A Google User

Best game ever, end of story.

A Google User

The real reason that Flash and AIR were invented.

A Google User

I guess its funny for five minutes but after that nothing.

A Google User

Where's my milk? Lolz! "Hooker Punch!"

A Google User

5* because of what the girl says when you lose haha

HeartlessArmed Zekrom

(*˘︶˘*) After a few minutes, I can lay back and not play the game. But I just love showing this to my friends while laughing my head off. I remember when I got this couldn't keep myself together, wow. For a more creative game, it should be rated higher up in total.

A Google User

It's so simple and repetitive. It makes no sense! WHY CAN'T I STOP PLAYING?! It's gotta be the music. It's gotta be.

A Google User

This game is stupid and addictive! Love it!

A Google User

Couldn't uninstall it fast enough.

A Google User

Tony clark needs to be hooker punched

A Google User

Language is unnecessary.

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