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Suicidal Pickup Lines

Posted by uincom in Entertainment | March 20, 2012 | 31 Comments

Apk file size: 556.0 KB

The world's most suicidal pickup lines

Show your friends a good time and get punched in the face (or balls) for going all in kamikaze-style! Choose your weapon of bitch shield destruction from over 200 badass pickup lines. Prove to the club that you either got balls of steel or need serious help! If you get laid (which won't happen), we will salute you.

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uincom part of our Entertainment and have average installs from 100000 to 500000. Last Update March 20, 2012. Google play rating is 70.7692. Current verison is 1.1. Actual size 556.0 KB.

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Marcellus Z

Some of these are stupid... But I like the one that goes (SPOILER ALERT) "Did you know that you can start a conversation with any random bullshit that comes to mind?" Classic, four stars just for that.

Tajj Badalandabad

Genius... but you're missingone... (Sit next to girl) I bet $10 that I can kiss you without touching your lips. (You both put $10 on the table. You kiss her) You taste like herpes. (Take both of the $10's) Add it. I promise that it's worth it.

A Google User

Obvious oversight This app is actually a funny idea. But they royally screwed it up by including messeges

Ushma Asher

Funny but The lines are repetitive. If you were to close your app and then open it again, you wouldn't be able to start from where you stopped the last time. That sucks

A Google User

German? Great links, but how can i change to german?

A Google User

Oh yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah You better salute me cause I just got laid (no lie it's cause off this app)

Tam T

Im a Teddy bear, can I cuddle u for the night? Well this app is pretty funny. I used some of them to random girls for fun

A Google User

Sorting Needs categories Or some kind of sorting

sydney puett

wtf did I just install?! im only 12,so if my mom finds out about this it will be more of a murder than suicide! although I did laugh my head off

A Google User

Crack up Im 10 and i got laid yesterday wid dis app.

A Google User

Garbage. I only gives the option of sms

A Google User

It's so bad I like it

Romeo Maswahu

Great app..I love it..nw im getin th ladies. ...

xX {ELITE} Unbound Xx

what???? How do I play this?

Pablo Monge

Hilarious Loved it

alyssa tomaszewski

Lol Very funny

A Google User

Not funny As some-one with suicide issues this was not a bit cute or f-ing funny, suicide is nothing to joke about, any-one who likes this app is an IDIOT along with the person or persons who came up with this app,@ssholes...

A Google User

Seriously? Retort to the previous comment: I have serious suicidal issues, and I think this is hilarious. Freedom of speech and press. Get over yourself.

Travis Mitchell

Comical A collection of really, really bad pickup lines.

Brett Armstrong

Dumb Poorly executed, most jokes are just dumb.

A Google User

Please change the name, I have suicide issues and the name offends me. I'm an eleven year-old with suicide issues. Suicide is not a joke.

A Google User

Stupid I assumed this would be more than just text of pickup lines, because why would you want an app for that? Surely there would be some kind of animation or something. No...

A Google User

Not good Why on earth is the sms here???!!! Please remove it

Kara Statler


A Google User

Sarah Stupid as. Uninstall

Dan kabo

Omg I got laid becouse this app love it

Alistair Lynch

I WILL get laid, I will.

Nadine Hope

love the kitten, spend some of your nine lives with me...

Yvee Zewatski

Funny af The stupid ones just make it all that much better


This makes me FART.

Alex Leguyader

It works!

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