Download Police Jokes apk 3.3.5 free for Android smartphone
Apk file size: 3.0 MB
Love them, hate them or are one! These jokes are for you. Over 1200 of the best jokes about the long arm of the law.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk."
"A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered,
"It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD."
The drunk promptly fainted.
The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge shrugged and responded "I've always wanted to do that.""
"What do you call a crow that joins the police?
"NEWSFLASH - An Old English Sheep dog has been found hanging from a tree in the Southern states of the USA.
The police say the Dulux Klan did it. "
"Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes - $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
The following day, the same police officer noticed the same two hos driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
"Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.""
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
3.3.5 New Jokes Added
3.3.4 New Jokes Added
3.3.3 Small Bug Fix
3.3.2 New Jokes Added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.
3.2.6 New Jokes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.4 New Jokes Added
3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.
APPsolutely Fabulous part of our Entertainment and have average installs from 50000 to 100000. Last Update Sept. 20, 2013. Google play rating is 65.7831. Current verison is 3.3.5. Actual size 3.0 MB.
Okay To many adverts and it just keeps playing the same advert time after time. Costs £4 to remove the adverts. Very expensive, the jokes are good just a same about the adverts
Hilarious!! Laughter is the best medicine :) Thank you*
I love it :-) I love it :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Poor Not working at all Displaying first page only
J Hardware permissions; take pictures? Screw you!
Cool joke like it for ever :)
Really good jokes Really really good jokes so funny
Bad jokes not funny and sound like someone from England wrote it.. we all know how not funny the brittish are!
Very bad app, and who said that bout British people need to shut their mouth
Literally one remotely funny joke. On top of that there were only about 10 to begin with.
Think of the worst thing in the world. This application is it.
Bad really bad waste of time don't bother
Corny I know better jokes
Funny but never remembers the last joke you where on so you always have to go through them again
Hell yeah lmao
It doesn't tell a joke All I get is a bunch of advertisement popping up
Don't waste your time My 4 year old tells better jokes
Poor Not a great design, jokes aren't brill and the adverts are ridiculous. Plus, after a while it keeps throwing up a 20 second Malibu video advert. Why pay for this rubbish when you can Google "Police Jokes" for free?
Terrible Many in diff language, no punchline, unfunny, lame.
Do not install if you dont like bad language Most of the jokes are funny, but some are not for kids, like some of them have bad words. So yeah I wouldn't reccomend you to install this (unless your not a christian :| .)
Nice l like this app
Awesome Not that good but I think it's ok as well fight wow just not that funny
Stupid Stupid as hell , UNINSTALL
Just tryin it