Download Paul Keating Insult Generator apk 1.0.2 free for Android smartphone
Apk file size: 520.0 KB
This application is a random word generated phrasing application. Mr Keating has not uttered these phrases himself. Mr Keating has not authorised this application and has no association with it. Much like the Australian population, we think it would be great to have such a magnificent orator back in politics.
Long for the days of proper political slanging matches in Australia? Where it was about the quality and constitutions of the people involved not what they did 17 years ago? Do you remember fondly the days of glorious one-liners, zingers and put-downs that were thrown across the aisle with reckless abandon. Do you miss that master of mockery Paul Keating, who was able to effortlessly slice and dice his political opponents in a single sentence?
Well, miss him no longer for with the Paul Keating Insults App for 'Android Linux Platform For Phone Communication Devices', it's like having a tiny Paul Keating in your pocket ready to lend a hand with the perfect insult for any occasion. Amuse your friends, confound your enemies, insult anyone on any medium be it via email, Facebook, Twitter or even In Real Life. Let all talk of scandals, slush funds, press galleries and SMS history fade away as you embrace the heady and intoxicating brew of a real political climate, when politicians were politicians, journalists were journalists and no one would have ever thought ABC24 sounded like 'a good idea'.
This app has been lovingly crafted by Synthetica as a Christmas (and New Year) present to a desperate nation, sorely lacking in political pizzaz and panache. Not only does the app contain nuclear-quality Keating-esque Insults but it comes with a lovely icon carved from the finest pixels by Walkley Award winning (that means he's quite good) political cartoonist Jon Kudelka.
But what are the people saying about this app? Here are a few comments from our beta testers:
"This is the insult generator we had to have. For too long has Australia suffered without Paul Keating's towering and quite ill mannered intellect on the political scene. Remember when Parliament wasn't terrible? Relive the glory days again." - @firstdogonmoon (Walkley Award Winning Cartoonist at Crikey)
"Passive-aggressive is passé. Go nuclear with PJK in your pants." - @leslienassar
"One exclamation mark, Margaret!" - @s_bridges
"An app encapsulating an Australian icon (with an excellent icon). In your phone, right there in black and white, is how colourful Australian politics used to be." - @davidparis
"I don't understand how this is supposed to help me find my keys" - @jason_a_w
Synthetica Pty Ltd part of our Entertainment and have average installs from 500 to 1000. Last Update Jan. 10, 2013. Google play rating is 93.1579. Current verison is 1.0.2. Actual size 520.0 KB.
If you do not think this app is worth your money, you are clearly a cocoon of hopelessness, frightened of your own shadow.
You know you want it So go on and buy it, you bone-headed example of an intellectual recession.
Enough for the twitter Kill your opponent in less than 140 characters with enough left to gloat . ° ° | ~
Good But share button needs work, doesn't fb or text yet, you Hansonite pile of desiccated coconut. Time for an update!!
Shut up and take my money! If you can't immediately see the need for and utility of this superlative application, you are obviously a lukewarm latte of intellectual onanism.
This is awesome. Paul Keating is a verbal genius and will destroy your enemies for you. We who live elsewhere in the world envy Australia for this man.
this is *that* good Buy this app. It's excellent.
Rather Excellent Fun for all ages
Just buy it Just buy it you nepotistic back-scratching small-minded Hansonite.
This is NOT a gigolo of utter mediocrity of an app After been called many insults from a friend with an iOS device it gives me great pleasure to call them a mangy maggot suffering from acute mediocrity. Simple application, does what it says. Great fun. Support a developer, buy an application today!
Five Stars. The app we had to have.
Excellent If you don't buy this app, you're all tip and no iceberg.
Dolan pls I used this app and now I don't have a family thanks synthetica
Stupendous This is clearly the peak of achievement in Android development.
Just the sought of fun I need
Best You political dandy, you're the greatest L plater of all time.
Fragmentation FTW Excellent addition of "swinging in the wind" to the mix. Now: When's Retweets! coming?
Not bad. There are worse things you could do with your money.