Download Man Bashing Jokes apk 3.3.5 free for Android smartphone
Apk file size: 2.5 MB
Over 900 jokes about the male gender. Most of these jokes(...well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (...well some).
Men please don't download you will only get offended(...wait a minute... forget that, you need emotions first!!!)
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."
"Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs."
"This prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, do't complain and do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too.""
The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."
"Why did God Create man first?
1. Practice makes perfect.
2. Give us someone to bitch at immidately.
3. There's a frist draft with anything.
4. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the proper changes.
5. First is the worst.........Second is the best!
6. To be funny"
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
3.3.4 New Jokes added.
3.3.3 Small Bug Fix
3.3.2 New Jokes added.
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.
3.2.6 New Jokes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.
3.2.2 New Jokes Added
APPsolutely Fabulous part of our Comics and have average installs from 50000 to 100000. Last Update Sept. 19, 2013. Google play rating is 66.625. Current verison is 3.3.5. Actual size 2.5 MB.
lots of good jokes but need new jokes got same joke over and over and over and over and over
Like em' Funny and true!
Good but need new joks
Really? Wat kind of sexist crap is this!? If u women want to insult men, remember this there has never been a girl smart enough to be president so suck that
Lol Its funny i like it lol. and true
Eh... A couple of decent jokes then very repetitive. Unfortunately, as a woman, I have found more enjoyment with the woman bashing jokes that I downloaded at the same time...
Omg this is funny. Have not laugh like this in along time.
Cammi This app is hilarious! I laughed until I cried. Please make more!!
Not good Didn't make sense whatsoever. arrows to close to the adds. Deleted after two minutes
This app is garbage The jokes are lame and barely make any sense and the developer must get paid every time an add gets clicked because the next arrows jammed as close to the adds as you can get them so about every 3rd joke you hit an add and get redirected to some stupid site. Deleted after 5 minutes
Like dumb blonde jokes... These got boring after about fifteen of them. Also, spelling. Run your jokes through a quick spell check before you submit them or make a new app.
This app is gnarly! A definet download.
Luzme Lol I cant stop laffing its.great
I like it, but the pictures are a little disturbing. Please change pictures.
Shut up ASSHOLEZ! I LOVE THIS.
Pretty good Need A LOT more jokes. They keep repeating. Also would like an option to save favorite jokes so we can tell them later.
Says "Over 350 Jokes" but there's only a few & only 2 Good Ones & the Background Pictures, YUCK!
Sucks..jokes are extremly corny, none are funny.
Uninstall! Terrible! Not worth the download time!
Really sucky jokes, half are nonsense!
repeatd ones:( jst sucky notes
Funny and true! Made me and my girlfriends laugh like crazy. Love it!
Uber lamesauce my fiance didn't even find any of these funny...
Few original jokes alot of flipped women bash jokes
Write out of 30 maybe one was kinda funny. Waste of time and space.
Stupid, not funny
Is funny like the longer jokes
Awful I usually don't mind ads, but they took up half the screen. The puns were awful. Instead of being hilariously cheesy, they sound like they were written by a whining divorcee who has an extremely high image of herself. Even the slightly funny ones that I had heard before were ruined because of how terribly they were written. Most of the jokes were really pushing it too, drunk people wouldn't even be laughing.
The only humor in this app... ...um, yeah, there isn't any. Uninstalled.
Good Men need us but we Dont need them.
Just offends men, doesn't actually do much else
Stupid The truth is that most men AND women are stupid AND it's an equal playing field!
sucks no jokes just stupid hynas talkin non sense