Download Funny Sayings apk 3.3.4 free for Android smartphone

26 Sep
Funny Sayings

Posted by APPsolutely Fabulous in Comics | Sept. 26, 2013 | 29 Comments

Apk file size: 2.5 MB

Funny Sayings: Over 1150 funny twists on common sayings.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

“Bigger is better. Unless it’s a tumour.”

“My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.”

“Oh yes, I've tried my hand at sex.”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“Had sex with a transvestite the other day. She took it like a man.”

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Whats new

    3.3.4 New Sayings Added
    3.3.3 New Sayings Added
    3.3.2 New Sayings Added
    3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
    3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
    3.2.10 New Jokes Added
    3.2.9 New Jokes Added
    3.2.8 New Jokes Added
    3.2.7 New Jokes Added
    3.2.6 New Jokes Added
    3.2.5 Small bug fix
    3.2.4 New Jokes Added
    3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.

APPsolutely Fabulous part of our Comics and have average installs from 100000 to 500000. Last Update Sept. 26, 2013. Google play rating is 72.3232. Current verison is 3.3.4. Actual size 2.5 MB.

Download funny-sayings.apk 2.5 MB


Elise Bright

Doctor Who The picture in the jokes below has a refrence from Doctor Who.its about the doctor and daleks.Awesome!!

Emily Chappell


Joann Roper

Can't download the jokes

Farah Hany

Improve Try 2 make it age adjustable sm 4 kids as well not all with bad language

A Google User

Absolutely hilarious. I love the "honesty is the best policy, but..." jokes XD

A Google User

850+funny sayings It was horoble doesnt even let u upload the sayings on to the internet .

A Google User

Quality! Good app with some good sayings and jokes, and the dev is helpful too.

A Google User

Horrible This app is terrible! Its degrading to women, and uses entirely too much foul language! Do not download!

A Google User

Oh dear.. Froze as soon as I opened..

A Google User

Help How do you access the clip board?

A Google User

Lmfao. This is awesome.

A Google User

Really stupid

A Google User

They were funny and made mi m8s laugh lol

A Google User

Boring one ..

A Google User

Funny, some of these had me in tears

A Google User

Too much Going on in the backround makrs it difficult to read. Not really worth the effort

A Google User

Difficult to read the text due to the annoying background.

A Google User

This app sucks! Closes all the time.

A Google User

Backgrounds and colors are lame. Jokes are funny though

A Google User

Silly sayings. Seldom are little bit funny if any , uninstalled

A Google User

I love this app its great and it matches me

A Google User

Was surprised at the quality of gags. Only a few lame ones. Guaranteed to make you smile

A Google User

Thinking about using this topic for our engagment survey at work! :)

A Google User

Wish to post to Facebook

A Google User

Funny, great app! Just needs more sayings (yes i sat in my room all day and read those, lol) update soon please!

A Google User

Ugh! Too many offensive words :( dont like it!


It is very hard to understand some words. Sometimes you should simplify, make it easier to understand even to a year English learner

Freddie Emery

Hated it The biggest joke is that they try to make you install it that what made me laugh lol rotffl

Lora Florida

LMAO Great laughs..great sayings..I really like how you can change the colors,size of text,font & background. I want to upgrade but when I push on the Smiley nothing happens.

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