Download Funny Quotes apk 3.3.5 free for Android smartphone
Apk file size: 2.6 MB
Over 2500 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A huge collection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some of the biggest characters of our time.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
"Once you're dead you're made for life.
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
"You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz "
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
3.3.5 New Jokes Added
3.3.4 New Jokes Added
3.3.3 Small bug fix
3.3.2 New Jokes Added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.13 New Quotes Added
3.2.12 New Quotes Added
3.2.11 New Quotes Added
3.2.10 New Quotes Added
3.2.9 New Quotes Added
3.2.8 Save favorites bug fixed.
3.2.7 New Quotes Added
3.2.6 New Quotes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
APPsolutely Fabulous part of our Comics and have average installs from 100000 to 500000. Last Update Sept. 20, 2013. Google play rating is 68.2031. Current verison is 3.3.5. Actual size 2.6 MB.
Bad While i was waiting for this app to install, i read the comments. I saw that it cannot share. So i uninstall it directly. SoRrY!!!!
Hit and miss, but enough good ones "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." Steve Martin. Hahaha!
I don't like this app AT ALL!!!! The jokes aren't funny, plus it doesn't even say who the joke is written by!!! DEF UN-INSTALLING IT!!!
OK I guess The jokes are okay. But I have to uninstall because even though I want to play along and turn on the data connection, I can't pay the expense.
Cool Great but you whouldnt force people eventhiugh there trying the game
Awesome I like this application very much
Absolutely shocking! Jokes aren't even funny! A five year old could tell a funnier joke than these! Instantly uninstalled!
When it says free it should mean free
Bad Really it isn't even that good there are no funny quotes at all
Funny quotes Cool try it out
Not funny at all
Hard to read. Too much visual noise made the quotes difficult to read.
:-( This is not even funny Dont play this game
Dear god it was beautiful. It moved me to tears.
Funny quotes Bad,not funny
Good for chuckles. Too many ads tho. 3/5.
So many quotes that most were lame
Loved it was amazing