Download Funniest Ambiguous Headlines apk 3.3.5 free for Android smartphone

16 Sep
Funniest Ambiguous Headlines

Posted by APPsolutely Fabulous in News & Magazines | Sept. 16, 2013 | 21 Comments

Apk file size: 2.5 MB

Funny Headlines features inadvertently hilarious headlines from the world's newspapers. Chuckle at poorly-written headlines that somehow got past the copy editors.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The following headline was actually printed in a newspaper, which will remain nameless:
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case"

"BBC News - "Obama sets Mars goal for America".
I'm sorry Mr President sir, but no chocolate bar is big enough for your nation of noshers."

"Headline in the Irish Times:
Customs officers have seized 4.2m cigarettes in the largest haul of counterfeit tobacco ever landed in the Port of Cork.
4.2m, thats some long cigarettes, they must be f*****g super super super kings."

"BBC news headline:
Scientists prove a direct correlation between the harmful waves emmited by using laptop devices near male genitalia and a drop in sperm count.
Personally, I blame porn hub."

"The following headline was actually printed in a newspaper, which will remain nameless:
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Whats new

    3.3.5 New Headlines Added
    3.3.4 New Headlines Added
    3.3.3 small bug fix
    3.3.2 New Headlines Added
    3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
    3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
    3.2.9 Small bug fix
    3.2.8 New Headlines Added
    3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.
    3.2.6 New Headlines Added
    3.2.5 Small bug fix
    3.2.4 New Headlines Added
    ...

APPsolutely Fabulous part of our News & Magazines and have average installs from 10000 to 50000. Last Update Sept. 16, 2013. Google play rating is 64.7222. Current verison is 3.3.5. Actual size 2.5 MB.

Download funniest-ambiguous-headlines.apk 2.5 MB

21 Comments

Dan Fusco

Not even close... Sorry, was hoping for actual newspaper clippings. For all I know, some of these could be made up. Interface is way too busy, please fade or lose the background., so I can actually see it.

j love

Waist of time Not current boring and stupid.

A Google User

Defy Funny like it says but can't anyone find a way to cut out the repetition? Kinda irritating.

A Google User

Lame Doesn't even show the actual article or source. Probably all made up.

A Google User

Great App! The Headlines are hilarious! Plus I can verify that part of headlines are real because I used collect funny headlines and keep them in a scrapbook, so some of the headlines are very familiar. I've recommended this app to several friends.

A Google User

Standard Could be more organized

A Google User

Started out funny Then the foul language. Not necessary for good humor.

A Google User

I expected the headlines and links to the particular news stories, in the end, I uninstalled it.

A Google User

Funny !!! I've read obituaries funnier than this

A Google User

Each one contains an actual headline with a reactionary comment, as a failed attempt to be funny, some very unnecessarily crude. Uninstalled.

A Google User

Very, very funny. Some of them were in poor taste, but still very funny! Had me roflol-ing!

A Google User

Extra extra read all about it: this app is awsome, experts say

A Google User

OMG!!! It is hilarious, if u don"t have a sarcastic sense of humor,It might not be for u.

A Google User

Not worth the space

A Google User

This is hilarious!

A Google User

Meh Well, its a good idea, but I don't like how there's ads and the arrows/buttons are too small, stretched out. Android Tablet with Gogle

Jessica Miro

Horrible and useless....definitely not funny!

Shelley Scherer

Comedy Laughter is lifes best medicine!

A Google User

Lame. Only headlines nothing else

A Google User

Blahhhh Rubbish not even funny

Bryce Bates

Booo! Really lame

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