Download Crude Jokes apk 3.3.5 free for Android smartphone

18 Sep
Crude Jokes

Posted by APPsolutely Fabulous in Comics | Sept. 18, 2013 | 32 Comments

Apk file size: 3.3 MB

Over 1900 crude jokes. They are just that CRUDE, they contain swearing are are likely to offend

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
C**t Stubble."

"The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which
part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!," the teacher said.
Now, Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs."
The teacher looked at him with the strangestlook on her face.
"Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night,
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning, 'O God, I'm
coming!' And if Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd a lost her for sure!!!""

"One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they
got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to
cum, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, s**t
in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his
hands up.""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Whats new

    3.3.45New Jokes Added
    3.3.4 New Jokes Added
    3.3.3 Small bug fix
    3.3.2 New Jokes Added
    3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
    3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
    3.2.10 New Jokes Added
    3.2.9 New Jokes Added
    3.2.8 New Jokes Added
    3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.
    3.2.6 New Jokes Added
    3.2.5 Small bug fix
    3.2.4 New Jokes Added
    3.2.2 New Jokes Added
    3.2.1 Welcome screen bug fix

APPsolutely Fabulous part of our Comics and have average installs from 100000 to 500000. Last Update Sept. 18, 2013. Google play rating is 69.2663. Current verison is 3.3.5. Actual size 3.3 MB.

Download crude-jokes.apk 3.3 MB


Perow Gourlay

This app should be called Sick Crude Jokes (im not being complimentary.) I apologize for giving 1 star, yes I realise I'm being way to generous. I've uninstalled this non funny app

Tuna Fish

Cool an funny Lil johnny so ugly when he walks by a.pig the pig turns blind

Tommy Twist

Great jokes! Very cool app, keep it up! It's obvious that those guys rating it as bad or crude don't have any sense of humor at all.

Shawn Hunter

Funny as a mofo. Check out the ones I submitted. This app helps keep the party going.


Hilarious People who give one star are idiots it says in the description that they are crude why even get it if you didnt want offensive jokes?

Long CH

Maybe you should change the app picture and I will change it to 5 stars

Michael Fincham

Crude jokes It looked cool

Melissa Troeh

AWESOME These applications are awesome

K Yan

Ok Most are stupid.

MiKeL Sheppard

Garbage. Complete shy the. Download "jokes to offend anyone" instead this app was obviously made by a 9 yr old

Plasina Jones

WiEred but Funny This isn't awkward at all

Melissa Soto

Funny If you offend easily, this app is NOT for you! However, if you have a crude sense of humor, you'll love it! Very funny stuff!

Raeann Lugo

Cool Good app to have when you are in yo momma battle

A Google User

good ones must of these are hilarious. would have gave 5 stars but their are many repeats & a hell of alot of typos.....really don't think anyone took anytime at all to proof read im around 100 & the typos r like everyother joke or every joke...please proof read before u publish it..thanks

A Google User

Bad Force closes every minute good jokes but sucks that it keeps closing fix it and maybe I'll change my rating

A Google User

Poor All the jokea are old, repeats itself, picture in background hard to read, and transitions are useless

A Google User

Poor Repeats same jokes over and over

A Google User

B. Pretty funny

A Google User

! Some very sick jokes!

A Google User

.... Force stops after a minute. Galaxy s3

A Google User

Could be much better Very funny jokes, but you have to buy all the features

A Google User

2 stars for problems Forces close after a few minutes and if I tried to share on Facebook it's blank. Otherwise hilarious. Fix issues and maybe I'll give 5 stars.

A Google User

Grr Would be a great app but when sharing to face book itcomes up blank , main reason I downloaded the app

A Google User

That Hurt somebody call me a doctor

A Google User

Ok but could do with some better jokes because some are just stupid

A Google User

Funny Funny as hell

A Google User

Quality! A good and well presented app, and the dev is very helpful too.

A Google User

:) Best joke app out there! Wish there were more!

A Google User

Very funny most of the jokes were very funny And unheard of before

Internet User

Crap don't install Boring boring boring how old are these jokes ,can someone set up another sickipedia site please where there were really good jokes

Alan Freeborn

Big Al Great joke app read loads of them and still more to go easy to send on too brilliant

A Google User

Terrible These are the WORST jokes i have ever heard

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