Download Best Random Jokes apk 3.3.5 free for Android smartphone

26 Sep
Best Random Jokes

Posted by APPsolutely Fabulous in Entertainment | Sept. 26, 2013 | 18 Comments

Apk file size: 2.5 MB

Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many different topics.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.
F**k, how fast must they have been walking?"

"Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from?
Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker, Mr Butcher was a butcher and Mr Butler was a butler etc.
How very apt then that my name is Mr Dickinson!"

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?

"Some of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV and Radio.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. ..."

"I nearly s**t my pants on the tube this morning.
It was okay though, I managed to pull them down just in the nick of time."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Whats new

    3.3.4 New jokes added
    3.3.3 New jokes added
    3.3.2 New jokes added
    3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
    3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
    3.2.9 New Jokes Added
    3.2.8 New Jokes Added
    3.2.7 New Jokes Added
    3.2.6 Small bug fix
    3.2.5 Small bug fix
    3.2.4 New Jokes Added
    3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.
    3.2.2 New Jokes Added

APPsolutely Fabulous part of our Entertainment and have average installs from 10000 to 50000. Last Update Sept. 26, 2013. Google play rating is 72.2581. Current verison is 3.3.5. Actual size 2.5 MB.

Download best-random-jokes.apk 2.5 MB


Rakesh Bhalla

ha ha ha awesome i love these type of random jokess

Anne law

Good The best

Matthew Williams

Bad jokes I went through about 20 jokes. Only one or two were funny and about ten didn't make sense... Add better jokes and I'll change my rating...

A Google User

Hopey Some of them are terrible but there are a few that make you laugh out loud

A Google User

The lammmme The not So funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

A Google User

random jokes Really stupid joke sucks really bad bad suckey jokes

A Google User

Hahaha : Angela These are the best jokes ever

A Google User

Lame, as the pepole that made it..

A Google User

Lost of lafter.

A Google User

Quality! A good and well presented app with some good jokes on there.

A Google User

Crap Utter crap try again.

A Google User

Really? It sucks

A Google User

Crude and dirty.

A Google User

Good but next. Arrow too close to adds,, one of those. Apps uninstalled

A Google User

The jokes are not funny I dont get them

Nisha Iqbal

Sucks It sucks. It's so racist. Not even funny. guys DO NOT DOWNLOAD p.s it gives you virus

A Google User

Cool LOL I liked it but sex jokes are better

Guynisha Gibbs

pppppoooooorrrrrr is stuped

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